Friday, August 26, 2011

Street smart?

Not sure how to feel about Bryce karate chopping strange old lady them came up and started tickling him. I am impressed with self defense skills, but have growing concern for social etiquette.

Great house guest

tBryce is hand feeding Indy:) (young sheltie) one kernel at a time. Indy is graciously dealing with it.

Is there a 12 step for this?

Ya know- with the way this kid keeps stealing my food, he should be getting bigger and I should be getting smaller. back off my noodles


heard Aidan say, "that's right retreat while you still can." Bryce came running out of room. then saw Bryce running back in with a foam sword and a "shield"

No cold will hold me back!

Bryce has a cold, but was still able to trap Aidan in the bathroom.

Good morning mommy- I made your kitchen pretty.jpg

Good morning, I made your cabinets pretty.

Needs more iron?

bryce just licked the a/c vent on the floor. WTF?

Very proud of all his hard work Watch out TX, this.jpg

Back off.

my love for you is unconditional, I will do my best to raise you and meet all your needs, however- I may draw the line at you hijacking my Noodles and Company Mac and cheese.

Gas mask required.

I don't know what bryce fed Bailey, but it is not fair that my sinuses are finally clear enough that I have to suffer!

who needs a ladder?

Lil monkey has moved a chair closer to bookshelf so he can reach stuff he is not supposed to. I been wondering were he kept finding playdoh and markers...

Ikea, not just for storage anymore.

Bryce just climbe up the ikea childrens storage shelves. Seriously- really good thing he so cute and makes me laugh!

I just had to poo.

mushed carrots all over couch, chunky baby food hidden behind cushion, empty purse and it's contents all over floor, baby on top of coffee table, really?

Better question-

Why is bryce taking Bailey's food and chasing Lulah with it?

Plastic Cups, not just for frat parties

today, I learned that plastic cups are not harmless toys. Not when he figured out water and ice come out the refrigerator door with them.

found out what is worse then baby vomit:

baby vomit on the dog!


found a show that will hold Bryce's attention!! Problem: it is family guy. May 12, 2010 at 6:37 pm


twice today bryce has stolen chocolate. 1st time I found him eating a year old chocolate coin from aidan's room. Half the wrapper on the floor, the other half was retrieved from his mouth.
2nd time was walking out of the grocery store and finding him holding a Dove bar! At least the lady thought it was funny.

Is it normal?

Why, oh why is he so obsessed with the dog food?! May 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm


I think Bryce is scolding the dogs for playing, either that or he is cheering them on? May 3, 2010 at 6:12 pm

personal care. win.

Bryce washing his hair with the dog's water. April 22, 2010 at 2:10 pm


hmm, you have to wonder what he just did when he comes crawling at full speed into a room then once you look at him, he kinda looks around "innocently" and sighs a breath of relief.


I never believed in those kid leashes before. 2 afternoons with bryce out side, and I am considering one either that or a cage


Bryce is no longer "dopey" he has developed in to a tornado. March 17, 2010 at 5:38 pm

so helpful!

Thank you bryce, for helping me clean and stacking the dog bowls. Maybe next time, we can wait until they are empty instead of emptying them on floor?

is that an echo?

Bryce learned a new trick-bark back when Lulah barks. Yeah, that isn't double annoying! March 1, 2010 at 5:45 pm

survival skills?

just watched bryce try to chew a rawhide after trying to give it to Bailey. I won't bring up the toilet incident, or CPS may not give him back.

Can I bottle that? and when can we nap?

I love that bryce is smiling and trying to play- even though he is so sick. Just a happy, somewhat crazy, lil boy February 22, 2010

Yup- he is mine,

just watch bryce hijack mine and his dad's twix bar... yes the kid who won't eat. and he danced as he chewed it. January 27, 2010

today's big oops:

pulling the container of freshly filled to top of dog food, opening it, then tipping it over, laughing as it spread across my cleaned floors. As I yell, "no!" he looks up at me with his smiling blue eyes and say, "uh-oh?" I guess if I leave it there I: A. don't have to clean it, B. don't have to feed dogs, C. probably don't need to feed kids...

not right.

my son who gags on puffs, and bread, is chewing down on some Beef Jerky. I guess that is the TX in me that transfered to him? Wait, I hate beef jerkey...

is socialization really that important? Really?

Just watched Bryce try to pick up a ball with his mouth. It is time to get him some 2 legged friends. January 17, 2010 at 6:36 pm

early detection system

good news is he says oh oh before he does something, (like break into printer cabinet and hit copy) bad news, he says oh oh a lot!

Guess he really is hungry?

what does it mean when they repeatedly shove the pacifier in your mouth? December 23, 2009 at 8:51 pm

early training pays off!

Bryce has learned to turn on the roomba- between that and him crawling around in fleece, I will never have to vacuum again!! Yay Bryce.

Do we really want to know?

OK- if I was an 11 month old, where would I hide the little gift bag mommy is so desperately trying to find???? December 17, 2009 a

Baby kisses... can be scary.

bryce ended up in our bed last night (normal), but was awaken at 330 am by a laughing baby kissing/ chewing on my chin. December 14

Again, nutrition or parenting fail? We are on a roll...

Bryce won't eat solid food- but daddy gives him - gag- beef jerky and the kids is in heaven. Ugh. December 9, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Survival skills or parenting fail?

There is nothing like the joy on a baby's face the first time he finds a dog food bowl:P
November 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Milk bones for life!

bailey has once again earned his place in this home- found bryce laying on him using his ear as a teether. Poor dog just sat there.


bryce is laughing in his sleep, again- the next few years are going to be busy!! September 13, 2009 at 9:58 pm

already determined to torture

The kid can't crawl or stand, but did wiggle off couch, hold on to coffee table to try and walk to his brother. guess it is time to baby proof?

So I haven't showered and my hair looks like a rat's nest..

is it possible the baby is laughing at me, not with me? cause I don't see what is so funny August 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm


I think I just got cursed out by a 6 month old cause he ate all his carrots and wants more?! August 9, 2009 at 7:02 pm


if you go up to a strange baby and it starts to cry, do NOT then start touching it, pinching cheeks, grabbing toes, and then try to tell the mom he must be tired. You will be lucky to ever walk again.

Bryce found his "scream" voice today-

He found it very amusing to scream every time he went down for a nap. He has not napped today

Which is better-

baby sleeping in ur bed, but sleeps for 5 hours, or baby sleeping in crib that only sleeps for 2 hours???
listening to the sweetest baby hum me to sleep.

6.6 pnd boy @ 6:12 this morning. he is healthy even @ 5 weeks early.

I had heard that how a child come in to the world, is often how he is in it. I had no idea. Born 5 weeks early by emergency c-section.