seriously, where is my xanax?

I may call CPS today! He has spilled water all over Aidan, licked the floor where the dog was licking, got into the dvds (behind the child proof gate), and to top it off, as I was finishing washing my car, he found a great puddle of red clay, had to reclean interior of car, (he was wearing a brand new white shirt. I am ready for the beach and a nap!!